Southern saying of the day

To compliment your wife, you might say...
You're prettier than a glob of butter meltin' on a stack of wheat cakes.

Southern saying of yesterday

I didn't want to leave this one out, because I kind of like it.

Anger
He was as mad as a mule chewin' bumblebees.

Now all I need is Martha's Alabamian drawl...

Southern saying of the day

If your friend is setting unrealistic goals, you might say...
You're hangin' your basket higher than you can reach.

Southern saying of the day (11 minutes late)

Intelligence
He's as dull as a widow woman's ax.