Southern saying of the day

To compliment your wife, you might say...
You're prettier than a glob of butter meltin' on a stack of wheat cakes.

Southern saying of yesterday

I didn't want to leave this one out, because I kind of like it.

Anger
He was as mad as a mule chewin' bumblebees.

Now all I need is Martha's Alabamian drawl...

Southern saying of the day

If your friend is setting unrealistic goals, you might say...
You're hangin' your basket higher than you can reach.

Southern saying of the day (11 minutes late)

Intelligence
He's as dull as a widow woman's ax.

Dear lord!

Did I mention that I volunteered to be co-chair of my entry-level class' social committee???  Well, I did so I am.  And now I spend all my free time conjuring events up out of thin air.  Hopefully in the next week, things will calm down to a dull roar, but for the time being, I hardly have time to eat, sleep, or breathe.

I will try to update when possible, but since Tuesday, we've already had 4 different events, and I have at least 50 more that I am planning - IN THE NEXT FOUR WEEKS.  Hot damn I'm busy!

Southern saying of the weekend

A boring day
Ain't nothin' to write home 'bout.

Southern saying of the day

Spendthrift
She can spend my paycheck faster than a preacher can spot a counterfeit nickel.