Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers

(source of quote: Bill Cosby)

Laughter is all that got me through this weekend's screening of The Delta Force, with Chuck Norris. That and a bottle of wine.

Seriously though, folks, don't rent this one, unless you're running your own version of Mystery Science Theatre. Eric was kind enough to bring the one-liners, which he probably got from the Top Ten Facts about Chuck Norris:

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

These are the facts that you need to know before watching such classics as The Delta Force, which somehow Anthony was astounded to find that none of us had seen (other than him, of course).

I sincerely CAN'T WAIT for Bad Movie Night: The Return.

And yes, that is typed with sarcasm. Full, unbridled sarcasm.