From the girl who used to fill out census surveys and then throw them away

This little survey is one of those cutesy couple questionnaires. I had a long weekend, so sue me if I don’t want to devote more brainpower to actual work today.

1. Who eats more?
It’s a photo-finish between Grace and Pookie. In second (or third) place is Anthony. And trailing at a distant third is me. In fact, Anthony still complains that I don’t eat anything at all now that I’m in grad school.

2. Who said "I love you" first?
He did – I conned him in to it. And then I gave him a Scooby Snack.

3. Who is the morning person?
It used to be me, but ever since his stint on the Secretary’s Detail, he can’t sleep longer than four or five hours. He’s up by 6:30AM, even on a Saturday. I at least have the good grace to sleep in until 7.

4. Who sings better?
He used to be in a band, I was in chorus. Apples and oranges, my friend.

5. Who’s older?
He is.

6. Who’s smarter?
He claims me, I claim the Fifth.

7. Whose temper is worse?
HIS. The good news is that he has an everlasting fuse.

8. Who does the laundry?
I do mine, he does his. If ever I become a housewife, I will be sure to peek into his laundry bag occasionally, but not a moment before then.

9. Who does the dishes?
As long as school is in session, he does. At least until I get so tired of seeing them in the sink.

10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Wherever it is that I am IS the right side.

11. Whose feet are bigger?
If my feet were bigger, I’d cry.

12. Whose hair is longer?
Anthony doesn’t even have hair.

13. Who’s better with the computer?
Me. I’m geek-tacular.

14. Do you have pets?
Two gorgeous furry children, thank you.

15. Who pays the bills?
We split them. But I’m the one who gets the thankless task of balancing our checkbooks on Quicken.

16. Who cooks dinner?
As long as I have a say in the matter – he does. Until further notice.

17. Who drives when you are together?
Apparently, there is nothing so scary to Anthony as my driving. So he does.

18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
He does.

19. Who’s the most stubborn?
It depends – we’re both pretty mulish.

20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
I don’t know that we ever really admit we’re wrong. Cuz you know I’m always right.

21. Whose family do you see more?
For a while there it was his but now we see each of our families as infrequently as the other>

22. Who named your pet?
I named them both – one name was perfect, the other not-so-much. I’m batting at 50%.

23. Who kissed who first?
The tequila made me do it.

24. Who asked who out?
I’m pretty forward, ain’t I?

25. Who stole question 25?
The sock gnomes.

26. Who’s more sensitive?
I’m more likely to cry, but I think he takes things more personally.

27. Who’s taller?
Thank goodness he is! He’s the 6’4” to my 5’10”.

28. Who has more friends?
Me. We joke that he has only one.

29. Who has more siblings?
Due to the fact that he is an only child, I win the siblings contest.

30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
I think we’re both far more comfortable in pants than, say, a skirt.