The good news, however, is that I am going to spend my first Christmas in Argentina with a real Argentine family! I know that sounds really obvious and, perhaps, a little bit lackluster, but I am thoroughly excited nonetheless. I did not receive this kind of invitation while living in either Peru or Mexico, so it makes this year very special. In all three of these latin countries, the big celebration is actually on Christmas Eve. All the family and friends gather on Christmas Eve to eat, open presents, dance, and eat some more. There are also lots of fireworks. I don't know exactly what kind of traditions go into the Argentine version, but I will very soon find out...
In other news, here's a quick rundown of what you've missed:
- The biggest change in my life came about on my birthday. As a gift to myself (other than the KICKASS! vacation), I decided to quit drinking altogether and to adopt healthier eating habits, the most relevant of which is that I no longer eat red meat or pork. Which is making me quite the oddity in Argentina. Yes, yes, I know, they are known for their Malbec and their steak. Been there, done that, developed the willpower to say "no," and dropped it like the bad habit it is. The good news is that I didn't eat much red meat or drink much in the first place. I also found this great food service that caters to vegetarians and vegans, so I now have a new ally in this quest to live a healthier life: Cocina Verde.
- My maid left for a three-week vacation to visit family in Uruguay. This makes it on the list because it helps explain why I am even more boring than before. My life now consists of long hours in the office (including nights and weekends) and long hours doing my domestic chores: waiting in the grocery store line, cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, walking my and Petra's dog, etc. Which brings me to 2 more points...
- I am watching Petra's dog, Friskie, who is one of the sweetest puppies ever. However, she sheds like you would't believe and I have puppy-sized dog fur tumbleweeds blowing about my house. It's a little less now that I've vacuumed, but I imagine it'll look like the wild west again in the morning. In any case, Friskie is with me since Petra had to overstay her family vacation to Barbados because her dad suffered a stroke. He is doing better now and is well enough to fly back to the DC area today, which makes me very glad for Petra. In the meantime, I've been home every afternoon to walk our two darlings (my maid is on vacation, remember), and have given Friskie her athritis medication religiously every morning. I even turned on the A/C for them. All the porteros think I've adopted another dog, but I have to admit that I am not crazy enough to do that to myself ever again. As fantastic as Friskie is, of course. Anyway, there are now three crazy broads living under the same roof.
- The other related point is that I'm getting a lot of flak lately for not "having fun." Even one of my doctors was asking me if the Argentine men have figured out that I am single yet. Which makes this a good time to point out that it seems to me that the Argentines' idea of "having fun" is roughly equivalent to going out with a lot of Argentines and having casual sex. While we Americans find questions about our sex life to be personal, Argentines find them to be just a matter of course. Very nonchalantly they talk about their sex lives - not to the level of detail in which they describe their favorite sexual positions, but enough so that it would make the average American a little uncomfortable. So, in the middle of my last appointment, my (female) doctor asks me about my dating life. "Why aren't you dating? Aren't there are men you could date in the embassy?" It was a bit awkward, as I was more or less naked at the time (another comment about doctors here - they don't necessarily leave the room while you strip down), but I tried to answer with a bit of a brush-off comment: "Most of the men I know in the embassy are either married or gay." Not exactly true, but not entirely a lie either. Luckily, I also came up with the brilliant idea to ask the good doctor if she has a boyfriend (she is divorced, her children grown), which got her to talking about herself and left me out of the spotlight. But not before she told me to have more fun. This is all to say that she's not the only one who has mentioned this to me lately. I thought I was having fun. I know I often describe myself as pretty lame, but I actually don't think I am - I just see that most single people I know spend their weekends drinking heavily at bars or clubs and I imagine that they look at my idea of a good time (spending time with friends over a good meal, reading a book, walking my dog, spending a lazy Sunday afternoon drinking mate in the park with friends, talking to my family, watching movies, running, doing yoga, etc.) is BORING. It's hard to play up the fact that I don't spend a lot of time dancing on tables or making out with complete strangers or getting smashed. And I'm not against any of these things, actually, but they're just not what I do on a regular basis. So yeah, I apparently don't look like I'm having fun. (And I'll just stop babbling now.)
- A totally random anecdote: right outside my bathroom window are two machines that control the air conditioners inside my apartment. Usually, there are a bunch of pigeons out there, cooing, which is really lovely as I find the sound pigeons make to be incredibly relaxing. Pigeons make me very happy (and all you naysayers out there, I don't want to hear a darn thing about how pigeons are rats with wings!). Regardless, the other morning, I glanced out the window and there it was - an eagle, perched on the ledge, looking around with its fierce eyes. I think I stopped breathing for a moment, hoping he wouldn't see me and then fly away. We stared at each other for a good 5 minutes, I think, before he realized that I was too close for comfort. But those 5 minutes were pretty amazing.
- I got a pretty awesome assignment at work. We take turns serving as "control officers" for VIP visits, whether they are congressional delegations, congressional staffers, the Secretary of State, or other high-level staff within the State Department. Right now I'm the control officer for someone pretty high in the Department (as a holdover from my DS days, I'm not mentioning names, dates, or anything else - I am pretty paranoid about this stuff), which means that I am the person that organizes the whole trip, from the small details like arranging for a hotel and arranging for a car, to much larger issues like securing meetings with high-level Argentine government officials. And by "organize," I mean "delegate," so I am basically the program manager for the VIP visit. (I also like to walk around saying that I am "controlling the hell out of the VIP!") But I will also be with him during every step of his trip when he finally arrives, making sure that things go smoothly. It is actually something I feel I am very good at - while I am not yet an expert on serving as a control officer, and am learning new things all the time, the organizing and phone calls and logistics all come pretty naturally to me. I really enjoy it. I hope to do more of these visits.
- Next year is shaping up to be pretty awesome in terms of visitors. Del-vish! should be coming in the spring (you'd better!), Jeff and Liz are coming in March, the Penn crew is looking at summer (June/July/August), Jah is bringing a whole crew in November (BOOM!), and I've got the Fisher family for Christmas 2011. I am also planning to take my home leave in September so I can attend Eric's wedding, visit my doctors and friends (and colleagues) in DC, and say "hi" to my mom (New York might also be on the list of places to be). Pretty damn sweet, if I say so myself. All I have to do now is convince my mom that, now that she's out of a job, she has plenty of time to come to Argentina for a long visit - like, say, six months! I mean, really, da' Momma, when are you ever going to have this opportunity again? COME. STAY. You will love it, I promise.













