HELP! I'm Employed

Okay, so the word is out and it ain't pretty. I'm working again. This time for the Department of Treasury - please don't let me bore you with the details, but be aware that in just a short week and a half I will be entitled to my first paycheck (with which to pay off the lovely Eric Gordon and all his cronies for a Saturday night of debauchery followed by a nap - I mean, cab ride - home at 4AM).

So far all I have done is stare at the white walls of my fairly nondescript office and treat myself to a tour of the gym. It's a wonderfully exciting life, I tell ya.

Yet I thought I should share the experience with all of you and remind you that, if there's any of you out there who are seeking a friendly abode in our nation's capital, then have I got a futon for you!

Mmmm-hmmmmm...